Democratic convention preview
A friend has forwarded us a pirated copy of the Democratic convention schedule for what appear to be the climactic festivities in Boston on July 28 or 29:
FOR THOSE OF YOU GOING TO BOSTON, HERE IS THE SCHEDULE OF EVENTS FOR THE DNC.Remember you read it here first.6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:00pm - Secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton - collection taken during the prayer for palimony.
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Antiwar rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Roundtable discussion of Taxes: "Calling for Higher Taxes on Others While You Pay None."9:30pm - * Intermission * Special Guest SOLOIST JANE FONDA
10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn.
10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20pm - Cameo by Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrg!"
10:30pm - Seminar: "The Boy Scouts and Other Paramilitary threats to National Security."
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
11:00pm - Alternative marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - "Free Saddam" pep rally.
11:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democratic candidate.
12:01am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:02am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
UPDATE: Reader Mike Daley writes to note that Robert Musil of Man Without Qualities scooped us in this June 10 post.
