Reader Dr. Stephen Marmer caught the Democratic response to the State of the Union message, the Democratic candidates’ response to the Iowa caucus results, and the past two Democratic presidential candidates’ debates. However, he did not view the proceedings with his undivided attention; he found plenty of time to continue his professional activities during the broadcasts. Dr. Marmer has forwarded us his findings:
Howard Dean needs more Valium.
John Kerry needs more Ritalin.
Richard Gephardt needs more Prozac.
Joe Lieberman needs more blood.
John Edwards needs less Brylcreem.
Nancy Pelosi needs less Botox.
Wesley Clark needs more Truth Serum.