Rap Master Johnny

Tim Curlee of The Beacon has been inspired by John Kerry’s recently disclosed love of hip-hop to name Kerry’s top five rap names. Curlee writes:

I ask: Is there anything more pathetic than a guy who is the quintessence of “The Man” trying to be hip, to be “with it”. Maybe I should give him a break. Maybe Kerry’s hip hop side explains his propensity to swear.
Well let’s all be down with Kerry’s hipness and give him a hip hop name.
Top 5 John Kerry Hip Hop Names:
5. John da Rappuh
4. K Dogg
3. K Diddy
2. Notorious JKF
and the number 1 John Kerry hip hop name

Notice: All comments are subject to moderation. Our comments are intended to be a forum for civil discourse bearing on the subject under discussion. Commenters who stray beyond the bounds of civility or employ what we deem gratuitous vulgarity in a comment — including, but not limited to, “s***,” “f***,” “a*******,” or one of their many variants — will be banned without further notice in the sole discretion of the site moderator.

Responses