A study in scarlet

The Boston Globe runs a hilariously friendly profile of the Ketchup lady: “Heinz Kerry seen as secret weapon.” And it’s not her ability to fund Kerry’s campaign that makes her Kerry’s secret weapon! As the Globe explains:

Fluent in five languages, and a native speaker of Portuguese, Heinz Kerry is expected to be a help among the nation’s growing population of Hispanic voters. The native of the African nation of Mozambique is envisioned by Kerry strategists as a beacon of hope to other immigrants.

Heinz Kerry can explain to Hispanic immigrants how they too can marry millionaires and, if they are lucky enough to outlive their spouses, can inherit his wealth!

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