Osama to Endorse Kerry?

Al Jazeera announced that it will broadcast a video starring Osama bin Laden in which Osama will “address the American people.”
There are many twists and turns in the road between now and Tuesday. It will be interesting to see whether–assuming this isn’t a complete hoax–Osama, or whoever he is, endorses Kerry.
UPDATE (by Deacon): This is the AP report on bin Laden’s (or whomever’s) statement. There’s not much in it. The speaker apparently promises to outline “the best way to avoid another Manhattan,” but I think we already have a pretty clear idea about how to do that. Here’s more from Reuters. The speaker may be getting his material from left-wing blogs, because he apparently criticizes Bush for reading about goats to children on 9/11.