Roger Simon is trying to start a movement. He’s had enough of the Sisters of Mean, Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer:
My home state used to be identified by surf bunnies runnin’ on the beach and maybe some hippie stoners wandering around lost in Laurel Canyon. Okay, we had to live with all those jokes about the fruits and nuts ending up in California, but it was cool. I mean – everyone made fun of us, but who didn’t really want to be here? Just ask Mama Cass (if you can find her).
Nowadays, however, everything’s changed. The good vibrations are nicht so gut anymore. The scene is dominated by the bleakness twins — Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer. Those Sisters of Mean can put a downer on everything, know what I’m sayin’? Well, maybe not the bank account of a half dozen or so Beverly Hills plastic surgeons, but everybody else. And this has been going on for too long. It’s getting so serious I’m in danger of having my Frank Zappa MP3s erased.
Roger’s solution: Bruce Willis for Senate!
Well, maybe. He’d certainly vote better than the ones they’ve got now. What I really want to know, though, is how Roger got a Pamela Anderson blogad on his site. Hmm, there’s a thought. Is she still a Canadian citizen?