The Steyn variations

Mark Steyn found it too much fun not to join in Bill Bennett’s inspired “Sandy Berger Lies” contest that has contributed so much to my anger management therapy this week. Seth Leibsohn has kindly forwarded Mark’s three submissions. Mark’s first submission comes complete with directions for recording:

THE SANDY PANTS
(from the film Slick Willie Wonka And The Shop-Lift Factory)
Hey, everybody! Gather round, the Sandy Pants is here! What kind of archival material do you want? Classified documents? Confidential minutes? Intelligence briefings? Cables? You

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