Chief Justice John Roberts, in my view the most extravagantly qualified Supreme Court nominee in my lifetime, had a “benign idiopathic seizure” today. He’s fine, but might be placed on anti-seizure medication since he also had one in 1993. This is how the prominent liberal web site Wonkette covered the news:
Chief Justice John Roberts has died in his summer home in Maine. No, not really, but we know you have your fingers crossed.
A lot of them did, too.