I’m guessing this is the final count: no fewer than six different Ohio agencies dug through their records, looking for dirt on Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher. Why? The Ohio Tax Department says it was so they could “turn [it] over to the national media.” The moral of the story, I suppose, is that if a Presidential candidate ever accosts you in your yard, you should flee. If he’s a Democrat, anyway.
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