I once did a post called “My Thoughts on Britney Spears,” which for some reason I can’t find in our archives, at a time when she was in the news. It set the record as shortest blog post ever. I don’t have anything to say about Michael Jackson, either; his career mostly coincided with a period in which I wasn’t listening to popular music and I never thought much about him one way or another. He did, however, figure in one of my favorite sports jokes:
Q: What do Dick Stuart (first baseman, one of the worst fielders of all time, known as “Dr. Strangeglove”) and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.