Metaphor Shortage Alert

TMZ has a fresh batch of Anthony Weiner photos up right now, taken in the House gym. At this point, we’ve run out of the “Cooked Weiner”–”Roasted Weiner” lines to use, but these photos ought to finish him off.
They reveal a person not merely narcissistic beyond the range of the normal politician (which is usually pretty far out there on the scale to begin with), but someone with serious Michael Jackson issues (as in crotch-grabbing).