A few years ago the Thanksgiving craze was the “turducken” abomination. I counter-programmed pheasant and duck just to get even. (Heh.) But now comes this from Charles Phoenix: three pies baked inside a cake, a confection he is calling “Cherpumple.” Either way, this egregious aggression will not stand. I suppose the upside is that you could cover the entire Obama cabinet with just this one MIRV’ed pie. Happy Thanksgiving everybody.