The New York Post is perhaps most famous for the greatest headline ever: “Headless Body in Topless Bar.” But they’ve managed to match this with their wedding notice for two undistinguished but over-publicized people named Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. (See below). I’ve never watched a single second of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” which I guess means that I’m not keeping up with popular culture (I gather this self-indulgent show gets better ratings than The News Hour on PBS?). And who or what is a Kanye West? I’ll add this for the Post: their wedding notices are certainly more interesting reading than New York Times wedding notices, which wits have better described as the “mergers and acquisitions” page.
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