Why Would Anyone Send His Daughter to College?

President Obama has announced another of his useless initiatives, the only purpose of which is to distract attention from the comprehensive failures of his administration. This one is intended to reduce sexual assault on college campuses. It is claimed that one in five women on college campuses is sexually assaulted–an absurd statistic if by “sexually assaulted” you mean sexually assaulted. Nevertheless, interested persons (politicians who want to talk about something other than the economy, immigration and foreign policy, and grievance hustlers who want money and power) repeat it endlessly.

In this parody video, Glenn Reynolds takes the one-in-five claim seriously. With that sort of risk, you would be crazy to send your daughter to college. What’s the alternative? Why, Reynolds Online University, of course! It’s the only responsible choice:

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