This is your brain on Clinton

Madam Hillary wiped her homebrew email server’s hard drive to dispose of unwanted messages deriving from her tenure as Secretary of State. It is a perfect metaphor for the return of the Clinton era. Everybody must get his hard drive wiped.

We must have our religious hard drives wiped to clear space for the sacrament of abortion according to the apostle Hillary.

We must have our ethical hard drives wiped to indulge the Clintons’ epic corruption.

We must have our humor hard drives wiped to keep from laughing at the higher motives in which the Clinton corruption comes packaged.

We must have our cranial hard drives wiped so that we can hear out Madam Hillary as she holds herself out as a class warrior and, oh, yes, as she moralizes on sexual assault at the Women in the World Summit in New York on Thursday:

“When women of any age, whether on college campuses or military bases or even in their homes, face sexual assault, then no woman is secure,” she declared.

“Every woman deserves to have the safety and security they [sic] need. That means we have to guarantee that our institutions respond to the continuing scourge of sexual assault.”

Paula Jones could not be reached for comment.

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