Breaking: Biden Clears Path for Hillary

Joe Biden has decided against running for president. Which will deprive Americans of loads of free comedy. I suspect this pretty much clears the way for Hillary—barring an indictment by the Justice Department. I expect that to happen about as soon as we master teleportation, bring peace to the Middle East, and find a shred of moderation in Obama.

If you watch Biden’s announcement, he appears not up to much of anything right now. Heck, this appearance makes Bernie Sanders look like a live wire.

Cartoonist Michael Ramirez posted on his Facebook page just now: “As a cartoonist, I openly weep. . .”