I have a hunch Steve Harvey is going to be the gift that keeps on giving, for his horrendous gaffe at the Miss Universe competition last week. Donald Trump noted that if he was still running Miss Universe, a mistake like that wouldn’t have happened, which suggests the proper slogan for Mr. Trump: “Make Miss Universe Great Again!” I’d trust him with that job. He seems to be quite talented in spotting comely ladies. But was it really a mistake? The grassy knollers have weighed in that Harvey’s blunder was really a conspiracy to juice ratings for the flagging pageant. Hmm: Maybe the whole Trump campaign is an RNC plot to hide the real candidates until later and make them look good by comparison.
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