I know I’m not the first to suggest that some of the elite disdain of Donald Trump arises from the class conflicts peculiar to New York City. He’s obviously an outer borough man, and while you might let him build your high rise luxury condo on the Upper West Side, you certainly wouldn’t invite him to dinner with your pals from The New Yorker and the board of the Met. Upper East Side, maybe. And he went to military school and Wharton fergawdsake, and not Exeter and Harvard.
But what if Trump had a prep school accent? Or better still a British accent? The result would come out something like this, courtesy of Peter Seraphinowicz: