Gives a Whole New Meaning to “Dragon Lady”

Way back in 1987 Harry Jaffa commented that “Whether you want to belong to the human race is now a matter of personal preference.” He meant this chiefly in a metaphysical sense, but it appears you can now declare yourself to be a dragon if you want, and get the body and fender work to get the physical fit, too.

From the Daily Mail:

Transgender former banker, 55, has her ears and nose REMOVED to transform into a ‘dragon lady’ with scales, a forked tongue and a horned skull

A transgender former banker claims to be the first and only person to have both ears cosmetically removed as part of her ongoing quest to become a ‘dragon’.

Born Richard Hernandez in Maricopa County, Arizona, the 55-year-old has undergone a number of painful procedures over the past few years including nose modification, tooth extraction and eye colouring.

She also has a forked tongue and a full-face tattoo as part of her transformation into a ‘mythical beast’.

There’s video at the link above, but I can’t bring myself to watch it. This is quite enough:

Dragon lady 2 copy

Now I know what you’re thinking: Do dragons use bathrooms?

In any case, this post is going to remain tagged as “Uncategorized.”

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