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A friend has forwarded a copy of what he swears is the secret Democratic National Convention schedule for Saturday, August 27. The Democratic convention is scheduled for Philadelphia next month from Monday, July 25 through Thursday, July 28. I therefore suspect that the document may not be entirely authentic. Internal evidence, however, suggests that the document originates with a highly reliable source of some kind. I thought readers might want to review it themselves to arrive at their own conclusions:

Saturday, 27 August 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN

4:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Dead Broke”
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:30 PM
Invitation-only $10,000 donation Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:00 PM
Floor Vote on praising Baltimore rioters and using the terminology:
“Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”

8:30 PM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”

9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

11:00 PM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend it’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

I would guess that the White House Semantics Committee meeting agenda will have some late additions that will extend its meeting well beyond the allotted 30 minutes.

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