The Week in Pictures: Creepy Clown Edition

A few years ago the great public panic was . . . shark attacks. Then we had Sharknado 1, 2, & 3, and the fear went away. Suddenly the national panic is over . . . creepy clowns. (I received a robocall last night from the local school district informing that the creepy clown scare is nothing to worry about. It’s come to that.) Oh, wait—it’s just the presidential candidates. Or at least the Democrats’ vice presidential candidate. Anyway, stay tuned for a special announcement near the end about a new photo feature.

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Oh yeah, there’s a hurricane on. . .

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This is why laws against panic buying and hoarding during hurricanes are necessary.

This is why laws against panic buying and hoarding during hurricanes are necessary.

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So, for the longest time many of our female readers have been asking for photos of hunks with guns. I’ve tried a few times, but a) such pictures are relatively more scarce, and b) often they turn out to be gay icons. I’ve come up with an idea. Henceforth, before our Empowered Feminist of the Week photo, I’ll throw in a pic of either Mike Rowe (because everybody loves Mike Rowe!), or Charlton Heston (because Charlton Heston, man!—and there are a fair number of photos of Chuck with a gun). Got to have a drink with Heston in a bar in Beverly Hills once. I’ll tell that story some other time. But for now, a preview of the future:

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And finally. . .

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