Anthony Weiner

A New Hope for Anthony Weiner?

Featured image Just when you think there’s no possible political future for Anthony Weiner. . . News out of Germany reported in today’s Wall Street Journal about how the Green Party, whose deep radicalism was muted in exchange for a share of power in center-left coalition governments over the last 20 years, began its political existence by championing, among other things, pedophilia. On Monday, a political scientist hired by the party to »

We Really Won’t Have Anthony Weiner to Kick Around Anymore

Featured image Anthony Weiner is well and truly finished in public life. He polled a mere 5% in the Democratic primary for Mayor of New York City. His post-election party was a dismal affair, even by the standards of a 5% vote-getter. Not only did his wife not show up, one of his sexting partners–we have no idea how many there really were–did. Aspiring porn actress and publicity seeker Sydney Leathers (presumably »

The Latest Weiner Meltdown

Featured image I wish the New York mayor’s race could last many more months, just for the Weiner-powered free entertainment.  Why has no one thought to start a Weiner-based reality TV show?  Anyway, herewith the Weinermeister’s latest public meltdown, which shows he’s not a well man–just a bully: »

Soft Weiner

Featured image So the LA Dodgers, my old hometown team, are surprisingly in first place in the National League West, which reminds me of my favorite stadium fare of old, the foot-long Dodger dogs (which are probably $29.95 nowadays).  But Anthony Weiner, the gift that keeps on giving, has ruined foot-long hot dogs forever (add your own sequels to this stream of consciousness if you like), because his latest effort is a »

The Week in Pictures: Royal Weiner Edition

Featured image I really wanted to label this week’s image roundup after George Alexander Louis, the newest Windsor, but quite obviously the most royal dick in politics trumps everything this week.  Besides, I can’t get a modified version of the old Oscar Meyer ad jingle out of my head: Oh I wish I were an Anthony Weiner, That is what I’d truly like to be-e-e, For if I were an Anthony Weiner, »

Sexting while Hispanic

Featured image New York’s silly season just got sillier. One of Weiner’s opponents in the mayoral race has demanded that Weiner apologize to Hispanics for using the name Carlos Danger in his obscene texts. Rev. Erick Salgado complained that “for Anthony Weiner to hide under a Spanish name to do his bad behavior is very insulting to the Spanish community.” He added: I believe he have to apologize to the Latino community. »