The Week In Pictures
September 2, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Mitch McConnell, Dianne Feinstein, Joe Biden, and John Fetterman are making me pine for the youthful vigor of the old Soviet Politburo. But rather than age limits, I think we ought to do IQ tests, which would rule out Biden immediately. Hero of the week: Headlines of the week: And finally. . .
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August 26, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Only Trump could turn a police mugshot into campaign swag in half an hour. I hope rebellious colleges students will make the Trump mugshot rival Che Guevara iconography, which will surely trigger large numbers of trigglypuffs everywhere. Oh yeah, there was also a Republican presidential “debate.” And Joe got to go to Hawaii. Headlines of the week: And finally. . .
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August 19, 2023 — Steven Hayward
The “Peter Principle” holds that within any hierarchical organization, many people will eventually be promoted to their level of incompetence. This certainly explains Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. In a poetic way, it make Biden’s choice of “Peter” as his email alias in a corruption scheme somehow appropriate, as it may prove his undoing. Incidentally, speaking of organizational incompetence, sales of Bud Light continue to fall. Headlines of the week:
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August 12, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Let’s see: this week began with the deep schadenfreudey goodness of seeing the (maybe) U.S. women’s soccer team ousted ignominiously from the Whirled Kup on a failed penalty kick by their most obnoxious ex-citizen on the team, and the week ended with Hunter Biden getting the worst penalty kick of all—his own personal DoJ special counsel investigation! Trouble is, special counsel Weiss will probably muff his chances on goal just
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August 5, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Another week, another Trump indictment. I hear there may be another one coming next week. Yawn. I know there is a premium on reruns while the Hollywood actors and writers strike is going on, but this is getting tedious. Can’t we at least get another UFO hearing or something? Headlines of the week: And finally. . .
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July 29, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Hunter Biden must have misunderstood his lawyers, and thought they said “flea bargain” instead of “plea bargain,” as they hoped they could sneak a general grant of immunity by a federal judge if it was written in a font the size of a flea in an appendix the judge only received the morning of the hearing. Hunter still hasn’t actually been formally indicted for anything (important not so small detail),
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July 22, 2023 — Steven Hayward
I’m confused. Am I supposed to go see a movie about an atomic bomb, or an atomic blonde? Or is it just one movie about a blonde bombshell? I wish Hollywood could put down its picket signs long enough to sort us out. Speaking of bombs, have you looked at Joe Biden his week? His deterioration now seems to proceed visibly with each day. And Kamala is starting an obvious
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July 15, 2023 — Steven Hayward
This week the Biden Administration reached full farce stage, reaching the territory Woody Allen described as “a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham.” Both Biden and Kamala were out in public at the same time trying to one-up each other in their ongoing banal inanity contest ; John Kerry said the “climate” was the biggest casualty of the Ukraine war;
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July 8, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Why do I have this sudden urge to screen “Cocaine Bear”? I skipped it when it was in theatrical release a few months ago because the story line seemed so preposterous: a hairy mammal gets hold of a large quantity of cocaine and goes on a rampage. That could never happen. It turns out to have been prophecy of a sort. Hunter Biden—the Biden who really puts the “white” in
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July 4, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Why not celebrate today with a special TWiP since there are so many good July 4 memes that will be stale by Saturday? I’m still not sure just what I’m going to grill this afternoon, but it won’t involve any B– L—- beer. And finally. . . Chaser—J.P. Sears with tips on how to celebrate July 4:
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July 1, 2023 — Steven Hayward
So 2023 is half done? It seems fully-baked already, at least when I look at the White House. The biggest question right now is which Biden is going to implode faster than the Titan submersible: Joe or Hunter? I’m halfway to filling my impeachment Bingo card with proceedings pending for Biden, Mayorkas, and Garland. Who else? And then there’s Putin. . . Headlines of the week: And finally. . .
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June 24, 2023 — Steven Hayward
So let’s take stock. As the week began everyone was still talking about how much trouble Trump was in. By the end of the week, we’re starting to talk about how much trouble Biden is in. The plea deal with Hunter was supposed to put the matter behind us, but this plea deal, coupled with the dynamite revelations of Hunter’s shakedown tactics with foreign business figures, takes me back to
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June 17, 2023 — Steven Hayward
I can’t help it: Biden began his week with a Pride Month celebration that got out of hand (so to speak), and ended with him saying “God save the Queen, man!” Now, everyone thinks he confusingly meant Queen Elizabeth, whom God has already secured without the help of Antony Blinken, but in fact is it more likely that Biden still had that other queen category on mind from Monday’s spectacular,
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June 10, 2023 — Steven Hayward
The old saying “blowing smoke up your skirt” got taken to absurd lengths this week. Canada has lots of company in the smoke blowing department. Biden blew chunks of smoke about the economy and much else. The Justice Department promises that Trumpsmoke means there’s a real fire somewhere, while Target and the rest of corporate America are asking “what is a skirt that someone should blow smoke up anyway?” Headlines
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June 3, 2023 — Steven Hayward
This was the week we really wished Howard Cosell was still around to do blow-by-blow commentary on Joe Biden’s unfortunate encounter with a sandbag (symbolic, that), which would culminate in a new version of his most famous boxing moment: “Down goes Biden! Down goes Biden! Down goes Biden!” Headlines of the week: And finally. . .
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May 27, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Come of think of it, Biden, Feinstein, and Fetterman are the perfect exemplars of senescent leftism today, and as such the ideal leaders of today’s Democratic Party. No wonder they’ve become the party of transgenderism, since their socialist wish-fulfillment fantasies aren’t working out very well. Headlines of the week: And finally. . . Tina Turner, RIP:
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May 20, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Forget calling FBI agents “G-men” from now on. They should be henceforth known as “F-men.” You can piece it together if you try. If you had a life raft that could hold only one person and you had an FBI agent and a mainstream media reporter hanging on, why would you pop the life raft instead of saving one of them? Headlines of the week: And finally.
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