Oh, Nooooooo!
We regret to announce that Mr. Bill appears to have been taken hostage in Iraq. Below is a photograph we lifted from an Iraqi militant Web site threatening Mr. Bill's imminent decapitation.

Even worse, the Pink Panther (pictured below) has gone missing in Baghdad. Stay tuned for further developments.

HINDROCKET adds: Freeper Silent Jonny, via a reader, notes another in a string of kidnappings all across Iraq:




