Sorry About Those Wizards

By the way, Deacon, nice update on Michael Jordan and the Wizards. I was appalled to be reminded that you’ve been following that team for over 40 years. Last time they were any good was what, the Wes Unseld era? And the Bullets–er, Wizards, a name I still haven’t gotten used to–are the only team in pro sports, to my knowledge, to change its name for reasons of political correctness when the name had nothing to do with Indians! How pathetic is that? You might want to consider following an entirely new team–like, say, the Minnesota Wild. That’s a hockey team, for those who haven’t been paying attention.