Line of the day/column of the day

Line of the day: In the Daily Mail, on the putative children of Michael Jackson: “It would be pointless trying to judge a family resemblance, given that the man they’re supposed to take after doesn’t even look like himself any more.”
Column of the day: Mark Steyn, under a headline that vies for line of the day: “It’s a shame that one of them has to win.”
Via Lucianne.