Get Me From the Church on Time: Words for Music

My “Get me from the church on time” inspired Russ Vaughn to supply the lyrics. Here are the final two verses:

I’m gettin’ elected in November;
Ding, dong the polls are gonna chime.
Rush Limbaugh wants to diss me;
Chris Matthews wants to kiss me;
Just get me from this church on time.

I gotta make it to November,
Got to avoid the grit and grime.
If I dump the racist preachers
And fools cheering in the bleachers,
Will that get me from this church on time?

All we need now is a chorus.

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