Two more World Cup questions

Who were those two donkeys impersonating Wayne Rooney and Steven Gerrard yersterday in England’s match against Algeria?
Am I the only one who thought Rooney was the worst player on the field for either team yesterday?
UPDATE: The answer to the second question is: No. The prestigious German soccer magazine Kicker gave Rooney a lower rating than anyone else who played in that match.
JOHN wonders: How do you identify the worst player in a match that ends 0-0? I don’t know; to the casual observer, soccer really is a mysterious sport.
PAUL responds: How do you identify the best and worst advocates in a court room before a decision is rendered?

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