Joke of the Day

One of my brothers posted this joke on another web site. It exemplifies Zeno’s Paradox, among other things:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says, “You guys need to learn your limits.”

UPDATE: If this joke sounds familiar, it may be because my brother got it from InstaPundit. As long as we are telling jokes, here is another one from a different brother. This one came, I think, from a movie trailer:

Knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there? knock knock who’s there?

Philip Glass.

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