Breaking News: Barack Obama Is NOT the World’s Worst Pitcher!

Barack Obama has thrown out several first pitches, all of which have been more or less embarrassing. Like this one:

Despite Obama’s lame efforts, it is now clear that he is NOT the worst pitcher in the world. That honor goes to Carly Rae Jepsen, a singer who made it big with “Call Me Maybe.” Here she is throwing out the first pitch at Tropicana Field prior to the Astros-Rays game yesterday:

She throws even worse than President Obama. Heck, she throws worse than Ben Revere!

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