So where are we this fine weekend? Looks like the liberal establishment can’t decide on which end-of-the-world scenario to run with. Global warming! It’s our fault! The end is near! Grab your ankles (or cankles, if your name is Hillary2016)! No wait: it’s the imminent government shutdown! The power to Obama’s teleprompter might go out! The government will be on Cruz Control! Grab your ankles (or cankles if your name is Hillary2016)!
Oh great—another thing Al Gore can blame on global warming:
And finally. . .