The TSA Shouldn’t Mess With Remy

So the Transportation Security Administration thinks airport checkpoint lines are too slow, and has announced a contest offering up to $15,000 in prizes for ideas to speed up the lines.  (I can suggest one word: “Profiling.”  You can send the check to me courtesy Power Line, thank you.)

But the TSA should have known this was coming, from our pal Remy Munasifi: