DON’T SEND THAT EMAIL

That was the subject heading on the Democrats’ latest fund-raising missive, possibly their most hysterical yet. Today’s email is the latest in a long series; some of the most recent were headed “They’re 100% sure we’ll lose,” “please don’t say no john” and “John, we’re PLEADING.” Democrats know no shame. This is how DON’T SEND THAT EMAIL begins:

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2014 10:05 AM
To: Hinderaker, John H.
Subject: DON’T SEND THAT EMAIL

John, there was a lot of discussion about whether we should send you this email. After much debate, we decided to let you know the hard truth. Here it is:

After “John, we’re PLEADING,” they expect us to believe that they debated whether to send this email?

There’s no good news in this email.

The Koch Brothers are crushing Democrats with their unlimited, secret money.

Despite that ritual reference to Charles and David Koch, all the numbers I have seen indicate that the Democrats are outspending the GOP this election cycle, as usual.

Now some are predicting Boehner will win the largest Republican majority in decades.

We’ll be blunt: President Obama’s final 2 years are at stake. And right now…it’s not looking good.

If we’re going to avoid disaster, we can’t afford to fail ONCE between now and Election Day.

John — we need your help before tonight’s do-or-die mid-month fundraising deadline.

“Do-or-die mid-month fundraising deadline”? There is no FEC deadline in mid-September.

We need 13,658 more donations TODAY if we want any shot at giving President Obama a Democratic House for his final two years.

We’re pleading, John. Can you step up for the President right now?

MIDNIGHT DEADLINE: ALL GIFTS MATCHED!

Thanks,

DCCC

You might think that Nancy Pelosi and her minions would be embarrassed to send out such groveling appeals. But, as Mick Jagger once said in a completely different context, they don’t embarrass easy.

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