Well, actually, no, I don’t have any pictures or cartoons of the fast-breaking Cartagena hookers story that Scott mentions below. But I can’t let Jonah Goldberg have all the fun with this story. And it’s such great click bait. Would you really have preferred an Ebola-related edition? Oh no you wouldn’t! Shut up.
So when did Rolling Stone become The Onion:
Yeah, point this out and Ben Affleck will call you a racist:
Hey, with Thanksgiving right around the corner, it is not too early to prepare:
And finally. . .
JOHN adds: Normally I wouldn’t dream of intruding on Steve’s weekly photo collection–I think this is one of the best ever, by the way–but I wouldn’t want any of our readers to be attracted by the post’s title and feel let down because there are no actual photos of Cartagena hookers. So this is to fill the void. Please note that these lovely young ladies are NOT hookers, but they are indeed in Cartagena, which might help to explain why so many Secret Service men and White House aides got in trouble there:
PAUL adds: My wife and I vacationed in Cartagena in 2010. They take beauty seriously, and there’s lots of it.
In the center of the old city, we saw a sidewalk — sort of like Hollywood’s Walk of Fame, though much less extensive — dedicated to beauty pageant winners during the past 50 years or so.