The Binks Awakens!

Are any of you other geeks out there looking forward to the new Star Wars films as much as I am?  I regard it as a good sign that J.J. Abrams took on the franchise, despite having gotten hopelessly lost with Lost. His reboot of Star Trek turned out rather well I thought (please spare me any more Jean Luc Piccard and his UN General Assembly sensibilities).  Besides, George Lucas should be locked up in a Baltimore police van for what he did to the three prequels—the definitive beat downs coming from the irreverent RedLetterMedia internet film reviewers. (Strong language warning.)

I’m sure J.J. Abrams knows enough not to bring back Jar Jar Binks.  But just in case there’s any doubt, shows us what could go wrong: