Has there ever been a more bizarre and more feckless presidential campaign launch than Hillary 2016? The nation might—might—be “Ready for Hillary,” but Hillary doesn’t look ready for us. Democratic elders must be privately in a state of panic: at least when Howard Dean melted down (or Ed Muskie in 1972—recall that he had the nomination locked up too, according to all the experts), there was a bench of other plausible candidates ready to step in the breach. What happens when Hillary botches something completely, or has a health problem? Meanwhile, if GOP operatives had any sense of humor, they’d resurrect the 1980s A-Team van to chase after Hillary’s “Scoobie” van.
And finally. . .