I’ve got it!
Bruce Caitlyn Jenner should be the new head of FIFA. What was more unlikely a year ago: that Bruce Jenner would switch teams, or that the hooligans who run international soccer would be brought to justice? Now both have happened. As Churchill put it in My Early Life, “Scarcely anything material or established which I was brought up to believe was permanent and vital, has lasted. Everything I was sure or taught to be sure was impossible, has happened.” And who thought it was a good idea to put Chris Christie in a tight fitting softball uniform? At least TSA and John Kerry had a good week. Oh, wait. . .
And finally, with that setup. . .