Donald Trump! The Donald! Duck! Yup, Donald Duck would be a more credible candidate. I’ve got it—the perfect ticket: Trump-Dolezal 2016! Think of it as a pigment of your imagination. Who knew that Rachel Dolezal would keep on giving so generously. I hope she gets her “reality” show, since she clearly has no grasp on reality. Seems to be a pervasive problem on the left these days. In fact, why don’t we put Dolezal on the $10 bill? (Though as you’ll see, we have a better idea.)
And finally. . .