There’s still just one story trumping, er . . . I mean, Trumping all others right now in the presidential race. The Donald represents the braggadocio of Muhammad Ali crossed with the serially escalating spectacle of Madonna. Maybe she will be his running mate? In any case, I’m starting to warm to Trump. Once it was pointed out that he owns both the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants, the awesome possibilities for the GOP convention and inaugural parade in 2017 became obvious.
Here’s some real beefcake:
And finally. . . with a very slight change to the regular format: