Groucho for (College) President

How about Groucho Marx for college president? Maybe instead of saying “horsefeathers!” to all the nonsense on campus, we should just do a screening of Horse Feathers. But I’m sure it would require a trigger warning.

President Groucho: “We’re neglecting football for education!”

“Where will the students sleep?” “Where they always sleep—the classroom!”

“I think you know what the trustees can do with their suggestions.”

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