Keep the Gov’t Away from Your Grill (Updated)(Updated Again With Bikini Pic)

Not sure whether I shared this Remy video back in 2003 when it came out, but it’s worth running again on this July 4, as a healthy reminder to annoy liberals everywhere by grilling your beef rare, drinking domestic beer (from a can—bonus points), waving the flag, and enjoying fireworks.

And special bonus:

Celebrate 4th copy

And yet another reminder of American greatness:

America Gfeat copy

UPDATE: Yeah, so this post is mostly meant as a lighthearted parody about fundamentalist/reactionary liberalism. Mostly. Because this happened at Dodger stadium this afternoon:

Activists storm field to protest hot dogs during Dodgers game

A group of animal rights activists briefly interrupted Sunday’s Rockies-Dodgers game in the ninth inning by running onto the field carrying signs in protest of the sale of Dodger dogs.

The protesters were quicky apprehended by security and carried off the field. A group called Direct Action Everywhere stated in a press release that the group is demanding that the Dodgers “stop selling animal products, support equal rights for all animals to be free from captivity and harm.”

I think I’ll order up an extra hot dog tonight in honor of these punks.

JOHN adds: The photo of the girl in the bikini reminds me of one I saw of Taylor Swift earlier today, celebrating the 4th with friends. Her swimsuit says “America.”


In case you couldn’t read the bikini top, here is a bonus:


For reasons I can’t explain, some people don’t like Taylor, who is arguably the most successful person of her generation (so far, anyway). But at least she knows what country she belongs to.