Syllogisms from the Headlines

This is fun. “Ripped from the headlines,” as they say on Law & Order.

News item/major premise: 1,500 Law Professors Sign Statement Opposing Jeff Sessions for Attorney General.

News item/minor premise: Law Schools Have Shed 1,460 Full-Time Faculty Since 2010.

Conclusion: Law schools haven’t laid off nearly enough faculty yet.

QED.

For more on the disgrace of law professors, see this story over at American Greatness.

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