This is fun. “Ripped from the headlines,” as they say on Law & Order.
News item/major premise: 1,500 Law Professors Sign Statement Opposing Jeff Sessions for Attorney General.
News item/minor premise: Law Schools Have Shed 1,460 Full-Time Faculty Since 2010.
Conclusion: Law schools haven’t laid off nearly enough faculty yet.
For more on the disgrace of law professors, see this story over at American Greatness.