Trump’s greatest satisfaction must be living rent-free in the heads of the media. Rachel Maddow’s misfire with Trump’s truncated tax return from 2005 led liberals and the media (but I repeat. . .) to wonder if Trump himself had leaked his 1040 to punk them. It almost doesn’t matter whether it is true: that the media is mired in self-doubt and wonder about Trump’s legerdemain counts as another win. So much winning. And then Trump’s budget proposal came out, just in time for St. Patrick’s Day. I’m actually in Washington DC right now, and it appears that people began drinking early yesterday. . .
Real news headline: Barbra Streisand says Trump is making her fat.
Headlines of the week, starting with breaking news from 425 B.C.:
And as a warmup for the finale. . .
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