The Week in Pictures: Merry Christmas Edition

This is an ecumenical interfaith site, but I don’t care. If you’re sensitive, head to your safe space now. Because I’m going to say it, “loud and proud” as they used to say in certain San Francisco neighborhoods: Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah too, because on college campuses that’s even worse than Marry Christmas. Let us celebrate the reign of the fat man in the red suit, his heart imperiled by gobs of cholesterol. I hear Santa will wear a yellow vest this year and is bringing us a government shutdown, which in the Trumpian era will make it the greatest Christmas ever.

Headlines of the week:

“I think I found something.”

There oughtta be a gun in this pic somewhere.

And finally. . .

And a bonus:

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