House Speaker Nancy Pelosi finally got the chicken entrails that she needed to see, and has transmitted the yellowing and brittle articles of impeachment to the Senate, following which the stock market soared even higher, proving yet again that gridlock is the next best thing to constitutional government. Good times! Meanwhile, the Democrats hosted the world’s most boring presidential debate ever. See, this is what happens when you toss out the supporting cast of colorful character actor candidates: Maryanne Williamson, Ying-Yang, and Tulsi “Hang-Ten” Gabbard. Oh, and those other guys running from the Witness Protection Program, otherwise known as Mountain State Democrats Anonymous. Sorry Booker, fake Thracian gladiators can’t join.
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