J.P. Sears has established himself, alongside the Babylon Bee, as one of the primary assets in the War against Woke. Here he takes on wokery in the military:
Best line: “Today we’re replacing hand-to-hand combat training, with hand-holding training.”
Runner up: “Women who can’t lift as much, are just as strong as men who can lift more.”
The sad part is, this might be a documentary rather than satire.