Out with the old, in with the new. The eternal slogan of the optimist on this day. I’m going to lose weight . . . after I finish that muffin over there. Edna St. Vincent-Millay is supposed to have said that history isn’t one damn thing after another—it’s the same damn thing over and over again. I’m thinking this is now the motto of the CDC and our public health service, so come February 2, expect the groundhog to see six more months of COVID at least. I’m pretty sure Brandon is up for it, though.
Speaking of the fake news media, headlines of the week:
And finally. . .
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