The Week in Pictures: Merry Christmas Edition

The first and foremost question for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day planning is when are you scheduling the obligatory viewing of Die Hard, whose status as a Christmas movie was settled at the Council of Nicea in 325. But guess what? Sharp-eyed ecumenical theologians have now decreed that Die Hard is also a Hanukkah movie! Welcome to the party pal!

Headlines of the week:

This is parody, just to be clear. Or is it?

For John Carpenter fans. . .

I very much want to believe this is true.

And finally. . . a bonus Christmas ornament:

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