The original 1978 film Corvette Summer, which starred a youngish Joe Biden, fresh off his breakout role as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars, found our hero searching for a lost vintage Corvette, but along the way he purloined classified documents from the Empire, and hid them in the tailpipe, there being no pumpkins available in the fallow field of his mind. But at least he saved the mermaid-costumed Vanessa from adult-film makers in a hotel, won a wild car chase against Bad Dude Cornpop, and returned to his Delaware nursing home at the beach. Or maybe the remake of Corvette Summer will feature congressional hearings this summer into Hunter the and rest of the low-rent Biden mob.
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