Biden Cannibalizes Himself

I remember when my grandmother reached her mid-90s, and she would tell old stories I had never heard before (and thus had no idea how true they might be), and then immediately repeat them like she was stuck on a tape loop. John notes below that Biden today twice told the story of his uncle’s World War II experience—not previously told that I am aware of—and how he may have been eaten by cannibals in New Guinea. (For what it’s worth, my dad was a Navy seaplane pilot based in Australia, and flew lots of clandestine missions behind Japanese lines in and around New Guinea in 1942 and 1943, often dropping off commandos and picking up teams who had been doing who knows what. Never mentioned spotting, or worrying about, cannibals.)

Later in the day Biden cautioned Israel against invading. . . Haifa:

Cue John Belushi:

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